[{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":1,"joke":"If you give someone a program... you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program... you will frustrate them for a lifetime."},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":2,"joke":"Q: Why did I divide sin by tan? A: Just cos."},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":3,"joke":"UNIX is basically a simple operating system... but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity."},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":4,"joke":"Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue."},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":5,"joke":"If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0."},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":6,"joke":"Java programmers are some of the most materialistic people I know, very object-oriented"},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":7,"joke":"The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed."},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":8,"joke":"Q: Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? A: Because they had a connection"},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":9,"joke":"Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":10,"joke":"Q: What\u2019s a aliens favorite computer key? A: the space bar!"},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":11,"joke":"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don\u2019t."},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":12,"joke":"If it wasn't for C, we\u2019d all be programming in BASI and OBOL."},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":13,"joke":"Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes."},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":14,"joke":"Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas? A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC."},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":15,"joke":"Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It\u2019s a hardware problem."},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":16,"joke":"The programmer got stuck in the shower because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said: Lather, Rinse, Repeat."},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":17,"joke":"Q: What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions."},{"boohoo":0,"haha":0,"id":18,"joke":"An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks may I join you?"}]